To the tune of I Can Hew, Boys
Written by Colin Sandel and Andrew Marcus during the Border Tour, 2005
Please do not reprint or record without permission (the Squire can direct you to the appropriate person)
I compute, boys, I can hack your box
I compute, boys, I use Firefox
I compute, boys, consoles black and green
I'm a coder lad working on the screen.
I roll out of bed at the crack of noon,
Chug a mountain dew, read a web cartoon
Then it's off to work, shower I do not
I would have last week, but I just forgot!
I compute boys...
Oh I likes my Red Bull and I likes my Dew
I'll drink 14 cans, and I'll never spew
I can hold my caffeine good as any man,
And I'll stay awake as late as I can!
I compute boys...
There's just one thing on my mother's mind,
It's just how and when I'll pass on my line.
And though it's been years since I kissed a lass,
I'm one every night in my online chats!
I compute boys...